So supposedly AIDS is a mutation of a chimpanzee disease that crossed species and began infecting humans. That is what current research suggests. Many people do not consider all the ways AIDS can be spread, which can lead to very perverted assumptions. A co-worker or mine was quick to imply rather tactlessly that at some point there must have been one lone safari man in the wilderness of Africa who managed to engage in intercourse with a chimp, and also somehow be enough of a catch himself to spread it to other humans. I say this is preposterous. AIDS can be spread lots of other ways, and not just in the loven’ fluids. Drug addicts sharing needles for example. I’m sure there are heroine addicts out there who think if their experience is so amazing, why not share it with some local wildlife? Oh man this is some good shit here hit this oh wait you’re a chimp. People assume animals will be into their junk all the time, chiwawas with tiny boots for example, or Doggles.

So someone shared needles with some jungle animals and now people have AIDS the end.

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Everyone wants to pretend June 6th, 2006 didn't happen, but it did. 666 was a reality folks. We can't be fooling ourselves any longer. Just because nothing significant in the history of man actually happened at all, doesn't mean we have to forget about it. Many of you just went about your day, trying to pretend like it wasn't happening, but it was. That day was the infamous 666. That day was predetermined in ancient scripture. Everyone was supposed to get all crazy and burn things, but what did you all do? Go to work. Play some Dance Dance Mario Edition. Eat some ice cream. Everyone here should be ashamed. I think we all copped out. Who can say that when 666 came and went, with all of us just blushing and giggling about it, that we were not a total let down to God and Our Country. We had an opportunity to fulfill generations of prophecy, that day could have been the culmination of centuries of historic anticipation. But no, did any of you see anything blow up? Did anyone release any animals from any zoos to wreak havoc? When you looked out at the horizon on that fateful night, did you see any campfires, were you out there burning animal organs and painting nautical stars all over your body with their blood? Did you sacrifice any pets or close relatives, or even take the time out of your busy schedule to burn anything at all? You all know the answer to that, and you should be ashamed. So many of you who call yourselves Christians couldn't raise a finger to make a difference on a day that happens once in the history of all counting of time. Why even bother giving days numbers at all if no one wants to help out and fulfill any prophecy. No one can criticize anyone else for not adhering to the precepts of the Bible, now that everyone's dropped the ball. We all share the blame here. The devil's in that bible too and no one wants to do any of his stuff. We could have at least gotten some Ouija boards or lit some candles or something.

But at least in one small way you can begin to make up for it. You can start to atone for all that you have taken for granted. You can make amends with fate and humanity as a whole. My birthday is coming up and you can send me money. Consider it a penance.

I predict that on June 6th 2006, swarms of pestilence will sweep the earth. Madness will overcome the animal kingdom. Disease and belligerence will take over the livestock. Clouds will gather to obscure the dark masses of crawling centipedes wriggling through the suburban lawns. Ravens and many crows will dive on pedestrians, ripping off chunks of scalp with their hair-pulling beaks. Pet rodents will open their cages and compete for the liters of blood they will draw from our children. Compasses will spin in circles. Dolphins, overcome with ancient jealousy of the human ability to grasp objects, will bludgeon sailors and boogie-boarders unconscious before gruesomely eating their hands. Surgeons will collapse into seizures at the operating table. Hawaii will see snow, also people will be unexpectedly cold and have no sleds. Leopards will grow wings and fly over parks and fields, gouging soccer players, landing, and then running dang fast. Faucets will flow with hot and cold running phlegm. Every beverage will taste like melted butter, which sounds awesome, but its not, not all by itself, think about it. Corpses will clog the rivers. Airplanes will fall from the sky. Everything cute will smell bad.

But on September 9th 2009, just bats will get all crazy. Bats and Opossums.

Also voter turnout will be about the same.

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The holy oil used to anoint Christ contained Marijuana and was both a hallucinogenic and a topical analgesic.

Before you become angry recognize that I acknowledge that this claim is unusual and unexpected based on common knowledge, but that I have also legitimately done my research and have spent years of my life studying ancient Christianity and Hebrew history, beyond just what is presented on a couple websites.

Archeological and historical evidence from the old and new testaments, as well as other historical early Christian documents show that the ointment used for anointing and healing contained cannabis. (Now commonly known as Marijuana) The medically proven effects of cannabis both as a hallucinogen and as a legitimate topical ointment for the treatment of wounds, fits in direct correlation to descriptions of holy experiences and initiations, as well as accounts of healing.

This in no way discredits the existence of God or His involvement in these holy accounts. This just demonstrates one tool which historically was used to bring mankind and deity closer to one another, and demonstrates that medicinal uses of marijuana were known anciently.

Science and religion can go together. Religion doesn’t need to be all magic, and Science doesn’t need to be Godless.

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