People across the world are competing for glory as extreme ironists. In attempts to one-up each other, they iron their clothes on Mayan temples, while jumping off cliffs, 100 meters under the sea using a state-of-the-art breathing apparatus, and while suspended from a crane in a transparent box. This thrilling combination of mundane domestic living and exotic death-defiance exemplifies irony. That is a bad pun and the author fully accepts it.
SUVs fall over if you drive them stupid. People crash them too often by driving them like they aren’t giant. It really shouldn't take an expensive government sponsored advertising campaign featuring cowboys riding CG monsters to teach us this. SUVs are not necessarily safer than tiny cars, so there. I have actual data to make my point.
Behold, the new Wallshave Ears! The old the walls have ears is dead to you.
New discoveries about cancer, recently proven by scientists, are showing us how it really spreads. To summerize, the cancer sends out special cells to prepare landing sites for new tumors. Until now, it was thought that pieces of the cancer just traveled through the blood and formed new tumors, and no one knew how. It seems cancer is more advanced than just a mindlessly multiplying mass of mutant cells, but finding out how it works will make it easy to develop drugs to stop cancer from spreading. It can even be blocked before tumors are able to form.